At check out: a small, square package caught my eye. It read, "5.99 for pack of 3." You're wondering...3 what? It was a pack of 3 magnums.
Is that supposed to be a deal or something?? Eff that. In utter shock, I said (out loud), "Two dollars per condom?!" Thankfully J-fizz threw out a funny to ease the poor cashier back into scanning.
True story.
So relaying this tale to the effin gym gals, Legs looked up from her prisoner squats and simply stated:
"Hey, you can't buy lunch for $6 these days"...well, looks like you can have a 6-dolla lunch. and dessert.
Score!
P.S. sorry for the hiatus. we obviously didn't win the Mega Millions.
