"You can't buy lunch for $6 these days."

J-fizz and I hit up Walgreens quick the other week after the effin gym.

At check out: a small, square package caught my eye.  It read, "5.99 for pack of 3."  You're wondering...3 what?  It was a pack of 3 magnums.

Is that supposed to be a deal or something??  Eff that.  In utter shock, I said (out loud), "Two dollars per condom?!"  Thankfully J-fizz threw out a funny to ease the poor cashier back into scanning.

True story.

So relaying this tale to the effin gym gals, Legs looked up from her prisoner squats and simply stated:

"Hey, you can't buy lunch for $6 these days"

...well, looks like you can have a 6-dolla lunch.  and dessert.

Score!


P.S.  sorry for the hiatus.  we obviously didn't win the Mega Millions.