The effin gym calls out a quarter-lifer

At the effin gym we have a tried and true saying:

You can't wash out shame. But. You can bleach it.

This would be a great time for anyone/everyone to start reminiscing about when they turned 25.  Do you have an idea as to why a mini washer and a giant cupcake (with naughty sprinkles) would be the right thing to give a gal on the down-swing into her late twenties?

Right. Now wipe that sh!t-grin off your face and hit up that Burpee challenge.

Because the effin gym also has another saying:

Sweat out your sins.

And hey, after this weekend, the effin gym's effin blogger may be in need of some of your bleach and sweats.